Oh come on you know you definitely want me in there.
Just have a little faith. I did. It was pretty awesome. Mmm well I taught you a lot, didnt i?
If you’re good baby, maybe.
You know I’m impatient! I just…every other year I’ve seen one or two with some promise that make it all worth while. I don’t think there is one this year. Mmm, you did. How to dive perfectly, how to rock climb, how to ride a unicycle, how to freehand climb a mountain. And that doesn’t even cover all the other stuff.
I’d say we better get started right away.
You’ll get them soon enough. It was fine. Taught some kids how to rockclimb today. Pretty cool.
You’re a smart boy. I think I want to start at the bath. If you behave, maybe I’ll even let you join me.
I don’t know about these ones, babe. I think it’s kinda hopeless. Did you? You always were a good teacher.
Hey, baby. I missed you more. How was work?
What would you say if I said we’ve only scratched the surface?
Sucky. No one pays attention in Acting 101 this semester. I hate the public school system. How was your day?
Are these the rest of your sexual fantasies because I was sure we had crossed all of those off the list.
Oh babe. You underestimate my sexual fantasies.
Mm. Hello there. I missed you.
What am i going to do with you woman?
Feed me chocolates and wine while I take a warm bubble bath? Give me a sensual massage in a room full of vanilla and chai candles? Sexually feed me grapes while wearing an olive branch crown?
Should I get out the takeout menus then?
Yeah. Probably. And maybe just keep the fire extinguisher on hand.
I didn’t get the Lennox cooking gene.