C'est la Vie

I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

Oh come on you know you definitely want me in there.

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Just have a little faith. I did. It was pretty awesome. Mmm well I taught you a lot, didnt i?

If you’re good baby, maybe.

You know I’m impatient! I just…every other year I’ve seen one or two with some promise that make it all worth while. I don’t think there is one this year. Mmm, you did. How to dive perfectly, how to rock climb, how to ride a unicycle, how to freehand climb a mountain. And that doesn’t even cover all the other stuff.


I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

I’d say we better get started right away.

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You’ll get them soon enough. It was fine. Taught some kids how to rockclimb today. Pretty cool.

You’re a smart boy. I think I want to start at the bath. If you behave, maybe I’ll even let you join me.

I don’t know about these ones, babe. I think it’s kinda hopeless. Did you? You always were a good teacher. 



I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

Apparently. 

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Hey, baby. I missed you more. How was work?

What would you say if I said we’ve only scratched the surface?

Sucky. No one pays attention in Acting 101 this semester. I hate the public school system. How was your day?


I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

Are these the rest of your sexual fantasies because I was sure we had crossed all of those off the list. 

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Oh babe. You underestimate my sexual fantasies. 

Mm. Hello there. I missed you.


I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

What am i going to do with you woman?

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Feed me chocolates and wine while I take a warm bubble bath? Give me a sensual massage in a room full of vanilla and chai candles? Sexually feed me grapes while wearing an olive branch crown?

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I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

constantine-hollow:

Should I get out the takeout menus then?

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Yeah. Probably. And maybe just keep the fire extinguisher on hand.


I think I nearly burnt the apartment down.

I didn’t get the Lennox cooking gene.

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